Don't ask don't tell...

Funny story from my Real Estate class:

Each week we have a speaker from various areas of real estate development. The professor is a haggard old real estate developer who loves himself and rips on students all the time. Today, the professor made it a point to tell the students to put our nametags in front of us for when the speaker comes in. Then he calls out this guy Tom, a gruff ex-marine, for having an illegible nametag and says "I can't even read your nametag. What does it say? Fruitcake?"

I guess you had to be here. Uber funny. Ok, back to class.