Correction and plea for forgiveness

Unbelieveable! In my "comprehensive" list of hot female sports figures, I grossly omitted the most obviously sexy ones: The Cheerleaders!

One might argue that they are not athletes and therefore do not deserve a place in the hierarchy of hot athletes...however, they are as integral to the fan experience as $8 beer, peanut shells and urinal lines. Therefore, I'd like to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to those vivacious vixens of the sideline who keep guys in their seats just a little longer than is necessary to avoid any embarrassing stand up and poke out moments.

Please forgive me.
What a jerk!