I figure the best way to compare my old boss with my new boss is to stack them up side by side.
Below is a subjective comparison of the two. You decide which one is better...
| Alias (to protect anonymity) | V | J | | Favorite thing to do… | Tell me what he needs done, leave me alone to do it | Blame first, not apologize later. | | Wears… | Fancy metro garb, rocks the chest hair (Miami Vice) | Wranglers (giddy up!) | | Points at my computer screen with… | Finger | chewed up coffee stirrer | | Most annoying pattern | Forgets I'm there | Won't forget I'm there. Then he'll visit my cube and point at my screen with his chewed up stirrer straw. All I can do is watch the saliva threaten to fall off onto my desk. | | My Nickname for… | Pimp | Douche | | Drives | BMW Z4 | Murano (his wife probably made him buy it) | | Nicest thing said to me | "I made the right choice hiring you." | "It's nice to meet you, my name is J" | | If I designed his license plates… | PMPVICE | SMLBLZ | | Likely favorite hobby outside work… | Being a bad-ass | Roping cattle and harassing city folk | | Actor most likely to portray on screen… | Jamie Foxx | Himself (as seen on the hit show COPS) |
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